Bella's not dumb, she just guards her thoughts.

August is Bella Swan month? Sure it is. Wait until you hear what she gets up to in Breaking Dawn.

Also, to be noted-- we referred to "Ginny Tugboat" at one point. The listener we meant is of course Ginny Catamaran. Apologies to Miss Catamaran.

And hey, before you listen to us blather on for nearly an hour, listen to Peter Serafinowiczscszscscczzzzzs (damn, I always lose track towards the end of that name) blather on for three and a half minutes in Markets of Britain:



Okay. Now listen to us. This is the link.