The Danger, The Meal, and The Assault

Allen is back, and he survived Asia while doing everything he was told not to. And he brought us candy!



Actually, we're a little curious (and a bit concerned) about the pills embedded in the candy. We welcome anyone who can to translate this part of the label:



Also, enjoy this note recently slipped under the door of Shaun's former roommate.



And here is the episode.

Sad Clown Sex

Welcome our guest host Riel Hahn as Allen continues his trip around a foreign continent!

Now, we promised we wouldn't put a link up to that video we talked about-- hell, we feel terrible just for spending all that time talking about it. Instead, enjoy various videos of adorable things:







ADORABLE!!!
Also, here's this Doctor Who minisode, which is actually dreadfully delightful.





And the podcast!

Ruballen!

It's a fever dream of dumb jokes about great movies! Allen starts out pretty rough and ends up insane-- listen to this unprecedented look into the downward progress of a man in the throes of his rubella vaccination. Apparently it leads to this sort of thing:



There's also a fair amount of this (as usual):



And some talk about this:



Oh, and at the appropriate moment, watch this. Don't watch it otherwise. There are very few appropriate moments to watch this:



Okay, let the tuning commence!

The Justice Bowl!

In all our discussion comparing the Super Bowl Half-Time show with the Grey Cup's show, we forgot about how the Black Eyed Peas played Canada's show 6 years ago. Not that we're going to post video of either event though. That's gross.

We will post this trailer for the movie Fear though, in which you can witness some of the points put forward by our guest Lauren McGibbon.



We will also post a link to the "Say Wha..?" event on February 16th which will feature both Lauren and Eric.

And of course a link to the episode. Enjoy!

The Wizards of Podcasting

First Justice Pals Podcast of the new year, and why not kick it off with a LARPer video on the blog?



Or a nominally amusing video wth Chris Chelios and Sam Jackson?



I'll tell you what you don't get-- a ten minute exploratin of the career of Vince Vaughn, since we mercifully edited that out of the finished podcast.

There it is. Up there. CLICK ON IT!!!

Christmas Slayin'!

It's the most wonderful time of the past three weeks. A new podcast!

Of course, after listening to this you'll want an update on Allen's drink throwing date, which has happened. Well, we're not telling you what happened until next epsiode. In the meantime, here's a few Star Wars related videos.

This one was referred to but edited out. It answers the decade-old nerd question with a definitive "Jay Baruchel shot first."



This one makes Eric very angry for its content and Shaun very angry for the fact that in 2010, we still have quick time events in video games. The discussion of it was also cut.



And an ad for the new Robot Chicken Star Wars special. We'd show you the proper quality one if Adult Swim didn't block their youtube clips from being shown in Canada.



Happy Life Day to all!

The Dill Puffery

Hey y'all, here's a new episode!


We'd like to correct a wrong in the episode and confirm that Paul Bettany is in fact in the movie Wimbledon, not Rhys Ifans. They remain equally pale.

Also, here's a taste of NMA's fine work:



Find more news at nma.tv.

And hey, here's a picture referred to in the teaser:



Pleasant dreams!