Zero Expectation (of future podcast episodes)

Yeah, you read that right. This is our last one in all likelihood, so enjoy. And thanks for listening. Here's a podcast!

Boob Cake

We have two things for you here. One is the titular (heh heh) boob cake.

The other is this new podcast episode!

Billy Dee Benson

Alright, if you've ever wondered what kind of shenanigans BC hill people get up to, look no further than this picture.

Of course, that's during the day. At night it's more like this.

Or, in video form: And then once these hill people get back into town, things go a little more like this. If you want context for all of these things, you should listen to our latest podcast by searching for Justice Pals on itunes. If you insist on using your browser, here is a link!

Conflagration of Accents

We start this episode's post off with a link to another blog post. The Machete Order of the Star Wars movies is compelling and very clever, and here is the original concept, presented by the guy who first thought of it. It involves cutting out Episode I, just like we cut out our conversation of the viewing order of Star Wars from this podcast. But don't worry, we left a bunch of good stuff in. And here are some pictures from Allen's phone to prove it. Like frogs? Have some frogs! We also invite you to enjoy Allen's reliving of his high school experience by joining a high school guitar club. Like a little context for all of this? Better listen to the episode!

Rattle & Hum

Alright guys, we all saw the Avengers, and we want to talk about it. But just a bit. We actually move right on into the Super Friends instead. How about this? For some reason, these guys also get mentioned. And we don't mention this enough. Go to the show! But listen to this first.

Pizza Pan Handlers

Well, there's all kinds of stuff in this episode. I won't tell you what, but I'll show you some videos that have to do with things. Here, have some Acid Mothers Temple: I'd put the trailer for Cabin in the Woods here, but it is a shitty trailer that gives waaayyyyyyy too much information. So just go see the movie. Pretty sure this one can't spoil anything for this movie that looks like a big stupid fun time. Okee dokee. Here's the podcast.

One For The Enkindlers

Alright, we have a few brief things to say in this episode about Mass Effect 3. In honour of that, please enjoy this image I found online title "Aziz Asari":



I also wanted to share this trailer because it has Aubrey Plaza in it. Eric said it was Kat Dennings. Aubrey Plaza is in an awesome sitcom. Kat Dennings is in a shitty one that will be cancelled soon. We wish them both the best of luck, but this movie does, in fact, look like a zero.



"What's your story about?" "I don't know anymore."
Oh my god, you're so fucking interesting!

Also, here is the trailer for Prometheus, not because you haven't seen it, but because we want to put a good video up here too. Apparently there's a big spoiler in it. I don't know what it is.



Alright. Episode here:

Michael Ratatinee presents...

It's time for a new podcast. And if you want a new podcast, studies show you want to watch a bunch of movie trailers, geek-face! So have a look at this one for a movie you should already have seen (if you haven't, it's on netflix and you should watch it).



Here's a newer one. It's on netflix too (we are not affiliated with netflix).



Hey, check out the website for our new Dungeons and Dragons show too!

Alright, now listen to the podcast.

Sneaky Justice Dragon Pals

Here it is, part 2 of the Sneaky Dragon/Justice Pals crossover! You can find Part 1 by going to wherever you get your podcasts, searching for Sneaky Dragon, and listening to episode 10.

Or you can listen to it right here. Either way, obviously we recommend listening to Sneaky Dragon.



In this episode, Eric spoke about the Doctor Who related project he recently worked on. It's a sequel to this:



And that'll do. Just one video today. Here is the new episode:

D&D Show, new date!

Alright, y'all! This D&D show is not happening this week, but it is happening soon with Eric Fell heading up the team as the Dungeon Master. We'll be putting it on at the Rio February 29th!

Warm Buddies

There is no trailer for this Warm Bodies movie, so we have no answers regarding whether it is funny or stupid, but it's coming. We do know that. Twilight with Zombies is coming.

So instead of that video, here is a fun game of "Spot Eric the giant ginger at the Hanson concert he went to with his girlfriend".



And here's an episode of Standard Action, a web series you D&D nerds will enjoy. Well, okay a series you D&D nerds have already been enjoying.



And now, an episode of the Justice Pals Podcast.

Doctor Sherlock Haddock Spy

It has become apparent to me in editing these podcasts that some part of my brain always forces me to edit out the discussion of the thing I promise to show you on the blog. This episode's thing in that category is pretty great though. We're not going to let it not be seen. It is the delightful Yatta! video.



Here's a sample of the tenth Doctor's sing-song Scottish narration skills.



And of course, no Gary Oldman discussion would be complete without mention of the role of his lifetime.



Oh, and here's a video that Eric made that is very funny.



One last thing! The episode!

Unattended Holiday Package

Allen is back and he comes home bearing gifts. Of course, as usual the gifts he bears will be loudly chewed on the microphone, because Allen is a dickhead (I want to guest-post a How You Can Be Cool about microphone etiquette).

We promised a link to the Restore Stephen Baldwin site, but sadly, it doesn't exist anymore. It's out there cached on the internet somewhere, but guess who doesn't care enough to go find it. Me (and, I assume, pretty much everybody).

Instead, how about a movie trailer? You've already seen it, but we're all quite excited about this one.



And here's a video in which someone charmingly thought Tom Hardy's muffled voice would be edited in post for The Dark Knight Rises.



Have a listen to this podcast!



And then have a listen to the Sneaky Dragon podcast, hosted by our pals Ian Boothby and Dave Dedrick too!

Skis to the Ballet

Michael Teigen joins us for this episode while Allen is away. I tried to find him in a Buddies movie trailer, but I couldn't. So here's one of the trailers which contains the word "spooktacular", one of my top five favourite words of all time.



From talking dogs to humans in huge dog costumes, here's a clip of Barkley from Sesame Street, in case you've forgotten him.



Have a listen!

Laser-Totin' Gorillas

Alright, let's get this out of the way. We promised a link to this, even though the discussion of this video was cut from the podcast. Still, kind of an awesome video.



This is also mentioned.



And hey, how about this?



Listen!

Stump Grinders

As promised, we switched up our seating arrangement for this week, and Allen got drunk on the power of the captain's chair. We also introduce two new euphemisms you'll have to listen for.

Also, this happened:



This very amusig gif was representative of Allen trying to start a Jack Nicholson impression:



And hey, this very evening (and the 19th and 26th of October) at 9pm, this show will happen. See it!



And for some reason I seem to remember seeing videos of this dark period of Mighty Mouse's history all over, but all I can find is this picture.



And don't forget to visit @CanucksClown for your Canucks hockey live tweeting needs.

Alright. Episode:

The Korn Maize

Bad puns! That's what we have for you here! Also, Shaun reunites with his arch-nemesis, Allen reunites with his job, and Eric reunites with his hatred of yo-yos in crowded spaces.

We mention this thing, and the hilarious possibility it missed (I assume. I realize now it's cut at the end, so there's no way to know if it delivered on the final joke possibility (I'm guessing no)):



Shaun spoke of this, and this is the very performance he witnessed (grabbed from youtube--video looks great, audio doesn't quite do it justice):



Spoke about this, conversation got cut, but go see this movie:



But first, listen to this.

The Birch Bay Horror

As promised, we start with a link to the Nyan Cat. Now, Eric claims it's a youtube video, which is true (actually it started as an animated gif which someone added music to for said video), but I've always known it simply as this website.

So there's that.

Then we're going to skip everything else to show you images I found that could represent our Justice Pals RPG characters. First up is Shaun's Tits Handlin:



Allen's Save the Ales (or Saive Thales, sounds more namey):



And of course, Eric's Elfy McShootfast, who is a sexy lady:



Learn about all these characters and more when you listen to the episode.

The Makers of Donkey Love

Stop right now if you don't want this image to be ruined for you.



Still here? We interviewed Daryl Stoneage and Tyler Chandler, director and producer of Donkey Love respectively, after watching their movie. This movie:



We also learned about Daryl's past life as Uncle Traveling Matt (find out more at dearnephewgobo.com).

While we're on the subject of Daryl and Tyler's work, have a look at this short film about local comedian Shlomo McPeake's Mr. Roboto act:



Got all that? Enjoy the episode.

Allen's Eye Trauma

Allen's survival is at question for another episode. Here are a couple things we mentioned:

The Salvador Dali appearance on What's My Line.



Andy Daly's appearance on the Comedy Death Ray CD can be heard here (find the cd and buy it).

And some night market photos.




Hear all about it on the episode: